Here's the full fixture list for the 2008-09 Premier League season. In other news, I'm still trying to get the sand out of my shoes.

So I’m off to the beach this weekend, where I will make a legitimate attempt to tune out football for a couple of days — Hard to do, what with EURO 2008 dominating my brain (and my FanHouse blogging ) for the last week. Before I...

I don’t think it matters what form of football is being watched here. A bunch of guys on the sofa yelling at the TV is a universal thing — especially when they’re loud, crazy Italians. Seriously, why watch football with anyone...

Kellen Winslow Jr. might like to brag about how gridiron stars are “soldiers,” but as this CBS News video shows, NFL players’ heads are better protected than our actual soldiers’ heads. Good to know someone noticed that,...

EPL Talk's The Gaffer is very impressed with the Switzerland infrastructure at EURO 2008.

Some of the New Zealand coaches describe Keane as "bubbly." Of course. Why wouldn't a hothead like Keano be all giddy while watching rugby players bash some heads?

The Deadspin columnist and KSK Gay Mafia sniper was ready for his close-up on Blog Show, and he took a minute to work on his Chris Berman impersonation. Enjoy with a deux deux deux and scotch.

If you had Rheinkassell-Langel II and 52 goals, YOU LOST!

Question: What does porn star Belladonna enjoy more: barracking the Port Adelaide Power , or taking it up the ass? Answer: You mean there’s a difference? *rimshot* It must be nice to have a porn star like Belladonna in your fan club. I...

Over at Shutdown Corner, Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley writes about his love of fast food. I don't think Juande Ramos would approve.

In addition to telling you where the word "soccer" comes from, my FanHouse Viewers Guide to EURO 2008 serves up 16 photos -- one for every nation -- of female fans on the terraces. You're welcome.

The new Soccer FanHouse isn’t the only thing taking up all my time these days. I’ve gotten myself totally hooked on Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 for the Nintendo Wii . This is the first time I’ve ever gotten seriously into a soccer...